To All Who Wanted to Know

Today I was educated by a male of such awesome manliness, I shall never forget his lesson.

He taught me how to look cool whilst driving a crappy Vauxhall.

Step 1 - Cut a hole in a box Grow a beard

Step 2 - Put your junk in that box Wear a contrasting shirt to make your facial hair 'pop'.

Step 3 - Make her open the box Put your arm out the window and stroke your beard in a wise way, whilst speeding.

And that's the way you do it, a prick in a Vaux!