Greetings!

I just stole that salutation from my flatmate. I am wont to do that at times.

I have some rules here to make life so much more enjoyable for everyone! You should acknowledge them and weave them into your daily lives.

1) If you're mad at someone, imagine them with a mustache. Poof! Problem solved.

2) Sometimes, singing at the top of your lungs is really the best thing you can do. Liberate yourself.

3) Take off all your clothes. (This will really only be beneficial to me, knowing that someone, somewhere is taking off their clothes *creepy wink*)

4) Throw fruit/veges off of a high platform just to see them splat on the ground.

5) Make up hilarious puns and bring them out often. (Hilariousness may be subjective).

6) Laugh at your own jokes.

7) In fact, don't even bother to share the aforementioned puns with anyone. Just laugh at them yourself. Marvel at your own brilliant wit! You're a chameleon!

Yep. Hilarity.