Saturday 29 October 2011

Greetings!


I just stole that salutation from my flatmate. I am wont to do that at times.

I have some rules here to make life so much more enjoyable for everyone! You should acknowledge them and weave them into your daily lives.

1) If you're mad at someone, imagine them with a mustache. Poof! Problem solved.

2) Sometimes, singing at the top of your lungs is really the best thing you can do. Liberate yourself.

3) Take off all your clothes. (This will really only be beneficial to me, knowing that someone, somewhere is taking off their clothes *creepy wink*)

4) Throw fruit/veges off of a high platform just to see them splat on the ground.

5) Make up hilarious puns and bring them out often. (Hilariousness may be subjective).

6) Laugh at your own jokes.

7) In fact, don't even bother to share the aforementioned puns with anyone. Just laugh at them yourself. Marvel at your own brilliant wit! You're a chameleon!


Yep. Hilarity.

3 comments:

  1. Man! You're hilarious! I want to be just like you when I'm older. In fact I want to have your cute babies and we can love eachother a lot. And then we can go through a horrible divorce involving legal action and name-slinging and covert potato-cannon action at eachother's expensive cars. But then we can reunite a la Mr and Mrs Smith and adopt some kids that ain't ever had love. We're kind of made for eachother. We're so similar. I'm like a reflection of you!

    Mirror on the wall FTW.

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  2. Oh this is beyond winning...

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  3. Oh Caitlin, this is so funny and yet I can so hear you saying all of this, yes even that much smaller version of you I knew from next door! Just found your blog and thought I'd say Hi! My blog is mostly about my cards and stuff but you might like to have a look. Zo x

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