Sneaky Sneaky Hobos

Does anyone else get mystery hair (human or animal) all over their clothes with no contact from either?

Seriously, I feel like when I sleep, hobos and stray cats climb in my window and just shake themselves out over me, then proceed to leave just as quietly as they arrived.

Stupid hobos and their stealthy practical jokes...

How to Avoid a Horrible Death

Once upon a time, there was a girl who watched a scary movie.

That girl sat on her computer until the wee hours of the night because she didn't want to sleep, 'cause that's when they STRIKE.

She heard a noise behind her, and turned to see that, upon the wall, there was A FACE!






The face was reasonably inoffensive in aesthetic, but the mesmerising quality was the hair.

Dayum girl that hair look fine.

After being captivated for a good while, a revelation dawned. It was...




HER OWN FACE!
She was pleasantly surprised that her hair had survived all day in a ragged bun but still looked good in the reflection.

She was so pleased, in fact, that she cleared the stuff off her bed and went to sleep.





And that, kids, is how you overcome fear.


*Guitar solo of success*